snog marry or avoid could do a whole series on you
I don’t mean to a bitchy gay but what im saying babes is true…
Girl u wake up feeling like p diddy because u over done ur fake tan
no one could make you look good naked not even gok wan
because you got orange hands and also an orange face
if a ommpa loompa has gone missing, you’d have mr wonka on ur case
You look like you could be a prossy coming out a cheap hotel
The girls of only way is essex are not totally not jell
I bet you still have a white bum and also white bits
girl you’ve on the fake tan again, you’re overdosed on st moritz
because you got orange hands and also an orange face
I don’t believe your mum made love to a wossit, what a bloody disgrace!